THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES
During all police investigations it will be necessary
All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer,
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
Wearing a vest or stripping to the waist can make a man
If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large
When in love, it is customary to burst into song.
When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm
One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing
Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated
If being fired at by Germans, hide in a river - or even a bath.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
Freelance helicopter pilots are always eager to accept bookings
Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings - especially
if any of
All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of software.
Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal
You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds
You can tell if somebody is British because they will be wearing a bow tie.
When driving a car it is normal to look not at the road but at the
An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause
Having a job of any kind will make father's forget their son's eighth
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert
The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they